States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
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Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
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I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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