No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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