When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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