It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
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Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
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Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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