we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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