i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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