i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
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There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
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She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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