we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
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It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
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the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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