That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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