just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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