I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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