after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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