I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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