That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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