I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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