tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
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