Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
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you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
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Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
i out mim tonsoeep
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