I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Randomize
