We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
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I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
He better not be in your backpack
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
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After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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