When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
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Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
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Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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