Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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