This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
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Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
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So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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