it's like her boobs came off with her bra
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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