I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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