I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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