My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
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