and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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