listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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