and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
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im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
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She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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