I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i will never coherently bang her
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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