When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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