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what?
penguin condom
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
True college students do jello shots in the library
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