So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
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I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
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First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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