im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
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No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
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his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
You don't make any sense
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