Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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