problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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