That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Be still, my beating vagina.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
COCAINE IS GR8
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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