Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
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Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
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Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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