I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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