I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
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I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
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This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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