But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
no, he came in my armpit
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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