some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
being pregnant is like rehab
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
They took my balls.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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