hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
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I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
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Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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