Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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