OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I will pee on everything he values.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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