: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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