Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Randomize
