That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
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We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
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I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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