I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
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I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
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A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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