Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
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puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
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I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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