Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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