I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
what is it with giant penises always finding me
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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