thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
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Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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