Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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