He felt like a one man threesome
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
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Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
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It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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