she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
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josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
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I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
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Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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