absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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